Name: DVS Beanie Grey & Black
Brand: DVS Shoes
Price: 5 USD
Availability: InStock

Hats for Men

DVS Beanie Grey & Black

Although this hat has been worn more than a few times it still has plenty of life left in it and it still looks pretty new and hardly has any wear & tear to it at all.

Size 7¼ DVS skateboard hat

This singular article of clothing is imbued with the essence of undergrounds greatest ladies man and pickup artist of the modern era! This beanie has seen more action than the tour buses of Jim Morrison and Gene Simmons together at their peak and have slayed countless 10’s as gently used baby’s mommas were left pining for attention as he washed the remainder of their virtue down with milf and cookies. Are you ugly? Socially awkward or in possession of intelligence that prevents others and yourself alike from finding each other relatable? Puberty skipped out on you and gave you a sister that emasculates you in front of your hopeless crush? Perhaps you suffer from decreased libido or were simply raised as a weak sissy by a coddling milk-sop. No matter your situation this is your salvation and invitation into the realm of Mens Mans Man. Yes, just adorn yourself with this one of a kind enchanted garment and let his raiment wash all of your worthlessness away and make you a MAN!

DVS Shoes Gray Hats for Men

DVS Shoes Gray Hats for Men

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